What are Democrats made of? Why sugar and spice and everything nice! Just pull the lever for them on Election Day and poof! Empty bellies are a thing of the past. You don’t mind selling your vote to the Party of Awesome, do you?
But Republicans? According to renowned political philosopher Alec Baldwin, they’re “thoughtless little pigs” (y’know, like his daughter).
A Republican: one who feeds the hungry if they'll stay home and not vote.
— HABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 12, 2012
Crap, how did Baldwin catch on to the Republican plan to entice voters to stay home with promises of tasty, belly-filling treats?
Libertarians are even worse.
A libertarian: one who won't feed the hungry bc hunger is good for your character development.
— HABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) June 12, 2012
Baldwin, of course, is a longtime Democrat donor who has hinted he’d like to run for New York City mayor. And since he’s a Democrat, he’s totally willing to feed the hungry. But only if they vote for Democrats, natch.
So, Democrats will feed the hungry if they vote the right way? Who knew the safety net had a political litmus test?
You know the old Democrat saying: Give a voter a fish, he’ll vote as he’s told. Teach a voter to fish, you might lose his vote to the Right.
The Twitterverse schooled Baldwin on his absurd political stereotypes.
@alecbaldwin A Democrat: one who feeds the homeless by raising taxes so high, no one else can afford food.
— Chris R (@BronxBrn) June 12, 2012
@alecbaldwin A democrat is someone who ignores Federal law to win the vote of illegal immigrants. Key word: ILLEGAL
— Lana (@Lana217) June 12, 2012
@alecbaldwin A Democrat: 1 who feeds the hungry with other peoples money if the hungry vote for them and uses the food to keep the vote
— Gerald Heath (@PhazeshifterDes) June 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/Buffalo_Nickel/status/212512280804458499
@alecbaldwin A Democrat: one who will give away everything they don't own.
— Skip ?☕⛳?☠?? (@skip727) June 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/mricttech/status/212512723240632321
@alecbaldwin Most of the people I know are Republican, and give much time to homeless shelters, feeding them, & providing free services.
— Hedo (@BlueFoots) June 12, 2012
@alecbaldwin a libertarian feeds the hungry out of his own pocket and not out of other pples pocket like the democrats
— Stephanieن (@suranie) June 12, 2012
@alecbaldwin Disagree – Libertarian feed the hungry bc it's right thing to do doesn't believe the government needs a bureaucracy to do it.
— Karen Swanay (@KarenSwanay) June 12, 2012
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