From 'The Big Gipper' to 'Minuteman': Conservative guys tweet pet names for their private parts

Presented without further comment, we bring you this morning’s Twitter diversion: #ConservativesPetPenisNames.

#ConservativesPetPenisNames Endowed By The Creator. @KurtSchlichter @FirstTeamTommy

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 9, 2012

#ConservativesPetPenisNames "Supply Side Stimulus" @KurtSchlichter

— ☤ Doc ☤ (@Doc_68W_) June 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/sanders1245/status/211482617999130624

#ConservativesPetPenisNames The Great Emancipator. @fardmuhammad @kurtschlichter @firstteamtommy

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/RepRepublic/status/211482024635146241

https://twitter.com/TheRealPebo/status/211484956139073537

Laffer Curve #ConservativesPetPenisNames

— Uncle Crumpty (@UncleCrumpty) June 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/status/211483829838417920