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'Slomo manitude diablo!' Jose Canseco curses 'weak mortals' who say he strikes out with the ladies

Watch out, haters! Jose Canseco is a practitioner of the dark arts. Or maybe he just has a rabbit and a top hat. We’re not sure.



Wait, back up a minute, Jose. Chelsea? Who?


Canseco has taken a run at “about a half dozen” female employees aged 19-23 at a restaurant he’s been frequenting in Worcester, Mass. At one point, Canseco even slipped the phone number you see above to a 19-year-old hostess. So has he been striking out? Says the tipster: “Not even a foul tip…just straight swinging through.”

Aha. So there’s a rumor Jose’s got no game with waitresses, including a server named Chelsea. Canseco, of course, disputes this attack on his steroid-shrunken manhood.





Full tweet via Twitlonger:

Look at all of you hanging on every word I say following everything I do.you have boring lifes and want to live through me .I will take you on a journey to hell and back buckle up



We are shocked—shocked!—that ladies aren’t lining up for a piece of Canseco. As we all know, he’s quite the catch.

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