Cher's heartbreaking, tear-inducing nightmare about the November election

We’re shocked—shocked!—that Cher is pulling for Obama. That never would have occurred to us. It’s not like she’s got a history of launching furious cuckoo pants attacks on the Right. Oh, wait:

Cher: I’m sorry for being a hater like Rush Limbaugh

Cher doesn’t want to breathe the same air as Romney and his ‘racist homophobic women hating tea bagger masters’

Morning meltdown with Cher: jellyfish, Satan, and GOP wing-nuts

Cher goes on Twitter rampage, forgets 140-character limit

Never mind.