Hey hey, ho ho, these Occupy chants have got to go!

Aw. Bless their precious hearts. Months of planning and these chants were the best messaging the Occupiers could manage on May Day? Was there no “Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protest Chanting” in the People’s Library?

We’d tell them not to quit their day jobs for careers in slogan-writing, but, y’know, a lot of them don’t exactly have jobs to quit. Don’t blow your trust funds? Yeah, that’s better.

https://twitter.com/#!/Nickarama1/status/197337047495749633

https://twitter.com/#!/DefendWallSt/status/197320511393505280

https://twitter.com/#!/allisonkilkenny/status/197319765516222464

https://twitter.com/#!/99Brett/status/197304322759987200

https://twitter.com/#!/patrickdehahn/status/197337035688771584

https://twitter.com/#!/PennyRed/status/197329088908767232

https://twitter.com/#!/tracesofjupiter/status/197322680335204352

https://twitter.com/#!/jeffrae/status/197329361043591169

https://twitter.com/#!/johnknefel/status/197318765355081730

https://twitter.com/#!/Erin_Brown/status/197367210866507776

What do we want? No idea! When do we want it? Now!

All they really know is, they’re not leaving:

https://twitter.com/#!/CarrieM213/status/197343186522357762

https://twitter.com/#!/zaamcore/status/197359508060778496

https://twitter.com/#!/Mandie281982/status/197359175519584256

Sorry. We meant they’re NOT leaving.