The end is nigh: teens chugging hand sanitizer to get drunk

The Twitterverse thinks we’re doomed.

https://twitter.com/#!/terrysmoney/status/194991576253083649

https://twitter.com/#!/MissCLaurent/status/194990409167020033

https://twitter.com/#!/Complexjoke/status/195003646348505088

https://twitter.com/#!/MannyT6/status/195141416823951360

Others wish kids would just stick to traditional methods of getting wasted.

https://twitter.com/#!/ravensteele111/status/195185607679541248

https://twitter.com/#!/DougSloan/status/195176520992559104

https://twitter.com/#!/RileyRebel129/status/195171809149202433

Why, when we were your age, we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow to get a bum to buy us 40s of Olde English. Now get off our lawns! (And stay out of the CVS. Apparently that’s where they sell the hard stuff now.)