Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colo.) wishes #darncongress wasn't in session today

So sorry to put you out, Rep. Polis! Representing your constituents in D.C. is such a pain sometimes, especially when you could be batting your eyelashes and fanning yourself as President Obama takes the stage in Boulder.

We’re wondering, do your lips get sore from kissing Obama’s butt so hard?