Do you like legs and thighs? AP needs your help with important investigation

It’s a good thing there’s nothing else going on in the world. That frees up AP reporters to cover the greatest debate of our time. With your help, of course.

https://twitter.com/#!/AP/statuses/194795597897809921

https://twitter.com/#!/jenchung/status/194802721084280833

https://twitter.com/#!/JDDetNews/status/194796368244641794

Maybe tomorrow the AP will need your assistance with this:

https://twitter.com/#!/NathanWurtzel/status/194806990885761024

Or this:

https://twitter.com/#!/smithsj/status/194802986088804352

We just hope that when the AP tweets the results of this essential shoe-leather reporting, the tweet begins with “BREAKING.”