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Married Secret Service agents’ classy motto revealed: ‘Wheels up, rings off’

If you’re going to get caught jeopardizing the president’s safety in a Colombian hooker scandal, you’ve gotta have a super classy klassy motto. And the married Secret Service agents who allegedly brought prostitutes to their hotel rooms at the Summit of the Americas put the ‘k’ in klassy.


Someone oughta clue them in that hookers don’t usually care if you’re married. Then again, these fellows might not be the brightest bulbs since the prostitution scandal may be morphing into an underage prostitution scandal.!/VickiMcKenna/status/192234824650588160

And as if that’s not bad enough, it’s possible the agents risked Obama’s security by entertaining jailbait-for-hire while copies of the president’s schedule were in their rooms:!/TheTwistedBee/status/192231046287339520

Right about now, these agents are probably wishing the only consequences of their Colombian frolicking were painful urination and a round of antibiotics.

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