It’s not The Onion. It’s FLOTUS with a chance of meatballs. But just a chance.

Michelle Obama stopped by a D.C. Subway restaurant on Thursday to announce their new partnership to “make kids hate lunch at places other than schools.”

And then this apparently happened:

So gracious and generous of Mrs. Obama to grant parents permission.

https://twitter.com/kcrowell_apar/status/426396185020993536

We’ll leave you with pics from the scene: