Oh dear. Piers Morgan and Charlie Sheen should team up for what? This, apparently:

140 characters is never quite enough for Hollyweirdo Charlie Sheen. Here’s his complete poem to Obama via TwitLonger:

Mr. President

ENOUGH!!!

Stop wining and dining
Hollywood
long enough to
STOP the random
thrill kill
SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!!

I’m launching an
emergency campaign
for a Fed funded
mandate to
place
‘armed protection’
in and around
EVERY campus
EVERY pre school
EVERY High school
EVERY ‘anywhere’
our children are seeking
an education yet
sadly remain
unprotected from this
unconscionable and
devastating insanity!

Put all of your returning
soldiers to work!!
they ALREADY
have a skill set
in place that this job
requires!

Obama Care????
Obviously
YOU DO NOT!

I’ll see you on
Cap Hill.

c sheen

#BloodOnYourHands



So, there you  have it.

Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” has to be at least 190-proof at this point. The guy needs help. Yesterday.

Perhaps our favorite exit question ever:

(Hat tip: @daviddlumsden)

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