That. Was. Beautiful.

This morning, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius visited the House Energy and Commerce Committee for a dizzying verbal gymnastics performance. She testified that the Obamacare website has “never crashed.” It’s “functional, but at a very slow speed and very low reliability.”

Her brain? It didn’t crash, it’s just functioning at a very slow speed.

Too soon, man. Too soon. We’ll accept “Elvis.”

Ready-made spin for Obama?