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Priceless! Sebelius' 'very slow speed' Obamacare spin meets hilarious high-speed mockery

That. Was. Beautiful.

This morning, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius visited the House Energy and Commerce Committee for a dizzying verbal gymnastics performance. She testified that the Obamacare website has “never crashed.” It’s “functional, but at a very slow speed and very low reliability.”

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Her brain? It didn’t crash, it’s just functioning at a very slow speed.

https://twitter.com/MStevensG8r/status/395558228475400192

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https://twitter.com/darthlevin/status/395559274631282689

Too soon, man. Too soon. We’ll accept “Elvis.”

https://twitter.com/Infidelzfun/status/395552509798129664

Ready-made spin for Obama?

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