Foiled again! The office of first lady Michelle Obama has joined a host of federal entities tweeting about how they won’t be tweeting during #ShutNado.

Yep, she did.

Ah, she must mean Harry Reid’s failure. Either way, now we’re really screwed.

Dizzy and parched as we are, we’re enjoying the upside immensely.

We can live together. Or we can die alone.