We weren’t really wondering what would happen if a T-Bagger was born into Clan Cher, but since when has that stopped her from weighing in? Now we know what would happen to “it.”

Not only would said “T-Bagger” be an only child (because, you know, cooties), but Cher might go on a RaMPaGe!2111!!! like when her mom “LOST HER MIND” and went to the dark side.

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