Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Last week, retired Beltway barnacle Barney Frank reportedly rescued his Twitter handle from a squatter. We expect him to fit right in on Twitter, what with his penchant for calling political opponents “Uncle Toms.”

The Fonz is psyched.

The rest of us? Wary. Very, very wary.

Do us a favor, though: Please don’t let Frank know that Twitchy is forever. Show is better than tell, and we’ll be here to make sure he finds out.