Straight to the point. Who are we to argue with that?

“Lost” and “Vampire Diaries” actor Ian Somerhalder is something of a “green energy” fanboy — as long as he doesn’t have to give up his “global trotting” via fuel-guzzling jet. Once again, the slacktivist hypocrite wants other people to go green so he can continue his Important™ use of the world’s energy and resources.

Sorry, fans. Ian doesn’t want your love letters anymore.

But some paper products are still a-OK, natch: