Nope, not kidding. Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi held a presser on Thursday and the desperation was strong with this one. She didn’t whip out those handy Media Matters talking points, but evidently, we’re to believe that scandalpalooza is all about GOP “subterfuges.”

Brilliant take.

Oh, but it gets better. Fox News’ Chad Pergram reports that Pelosi swooned over President Visionary and said Republicans are bringing up the IRS, Benghazi and AP scandals because they “fear” his effectiveness.

Do you think she draws hearts around the words “Obama is a visionary” in the margins of her unicorn notebook?

Yes! Keep it up!