Hilarious: AP can't give away Stylebook swag at conference

Now’s your chance, guys! The American Copy Editors Society conference wraps up today and word is the Associated Press booth has a bunch of extra “AP Stylebook” t-shirts.

That’s right: They can’t give these things away. Perhaps the AP’s t-shirts need “more nuance.”

Any takers? Anyone? Anyone?

How about raffling off the leftover T-shirts to us poor saps who couldn't make it to #ACES2013? @cnewvine @andybechtel @APStylebook

— Karen Wise (@wisekaren) April 6, 2013

Bless her heart. She’s willing to pay for something most people won’t take for free.

But let’s move on to more important things, shall we?

Scotch whiskey or Scotch whisky? Participants are getting stumped. AP says with Scotch, it is whisky. #ACES2013 pic.twitter.com/7VlclVfni7

— Lorena Carmona (@LorenaCarmona88) April 6, 2013

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