Many victims of Hurricane Sandy still have no electricity and are unable to find food, clean water and fuel to power generators and heat their homes. Others have no homes to go back to at all.

But never mind all that. It’s time to prioritize. Won’t somebody think of Geraldo Rivera’s fish?

Here’s a tip, jackass:


Since you were all on the edge of your seats wondering about Geraldo’s poor fish, he decided to tweet a douchey update: