Realizing that their demands for cradle-to-grave unicorns and rainbows are unlikely to be met following Sunday’s elections in Greece, leftists are spitting mad. Live within their means? @#$! that!
The outraged mob took to Twitter to spew obscenities about the pro-austerity, pro-eurozone coalition likely to form in the wake of the New Democracy party’s narrow victory.
Fuck! Fuck! Syriza lost! Fuck, the Greeks are in for some extremely harsh austerity measures. This is NOT good for any of us…
— Tarek Shalaby (@tarekshalaby) June 17, 2012
Todays #Greece2012 pro-austerity election results was a big fuck you to all those Greeks that sacrificed their lives for independence
— Hermes Trismegistus (@conarelli) June 17, 2012
— Ally (@HenryBooth269) June 17, 2012
Oh noes! They’re onto the plan: enough suicides and hunger-related deaths and Greece might not crumble under the weight of the welfare state.
Still mad that New Democracy won in the Greece. This will only means more austerity and neo-liberal bullshit for the rest of us.
— Strider (@Stridertan) June 18, 2012
You, voter of New Democracy, don't you dare complain about any austerity measures. You had the chance to kick them out and you wasted it.
— Maria (@itsmeemaria) June 18, 2012
Welp. New Democracy won the vote so looks like Greece will be in the Euro and fucked by austerity measures! Hurray!
— Melissa (@Greeklissa) June 18, 2012
New Democracy= signing away Greece's assets into the hands of the EU-IMF for bail-out= permanent austerity for the poor & the rich benefits!
— Helmangel (@helmangel) June 17, 2012
This genius offers an alternative plan: $25 minimum wage and freebies up the wazoo. Totally doable, don’t you think?