Realizing that their demands for cradle-to-grave unicorns and rainbows are unlikely to be met following Sunday’s elections in Greece, leftists are spitting mad. Live within their means? @#$! that!

The outraged mob took to Twitter to spew obscenities about the pro-austerity, pro-eurozone coalition likely to form in the wake of the New Democracy party’s narrow victory.

Oh noes! They’re onto the plan: enough suicides and hunger-related deaths and Greece might not crumble under the weight of the welfare state.

This genius offers an alternative plan: $25 minimum wage and freebies up the wazoo. Totally doable, don’t you think?