‘A tool of oppression’: Washington Post reports on what a few Canadian researchers think about the game of dodgeball

Researchers in Canada have determined that the game of dodgeball is a tool of “oppression” and “tantamount with legalized bullying.”

Dodgeball is a tool of "oppression" used to "dehumanize" others, researchers argue https://t.co/2GANBGdk5i

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 7, 2019

And the Washington Post is still bringing us the hard-hitting scoops.

Democracy dies in darkness https://t.co/JmnEpPgQk5

— The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) June 7, 2019

Of course it is. https://t.co/8SL5O2ireu

— Greg Toppo (@gtoppo) June 7, 2019

Soon to be an argument for every sport.

Days we played this in gym class were THE BEST. https://t.co/0kUiihF3fj

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 7, 2019

It’s 2019, and we’re now literally doing studies on the effects of dodgeball.

Researchers w/ too much time on their hands. => https://t.co/U2SFgiyNAX

— David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) June 7, 2019

We’re these “researchers” bad at dodgeball? https://t.co/aAMMBlTkbl

— Mike Bastasch (@MikeBastasch) June 7, 2019

Hmmmm what can we be offended by today….. Dodgeball! Yup Dodgeball it is. https://t.co/AbZvvMLz28

— Paul Thacker (@paulthacker11) June 7, 2019

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