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San Francisco begins program that pays people not to shoot other people. Where can we sign up?

Meanwhile, in San Francisco, they’ve begun a program that literally pays you not to shoot somebody:

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It’s just a pilot program right now that’s paying 10 people who are “at high risk of shooting someone” $300 per month if they don’t shoot anybody:

Imagine being No. 11 on this list? SO CLOSE:

And how do they even check if you shot someone or not?

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Anyway, we would like to get in on this action. Where can we sign up?

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