LOL Vox. We need an explainer for this one?
The trend is clear: Teenage boys and young men hurt themselves with fireworks way more than everyone else.https://t.co/mc0GDnhjb5
— Vox (@voxdotcom) July 4, 2021
Did their readers really expect any other result?
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise https://t.co/adf1Ugn4C9
— hunter cooke (@diamondbackGG) July 4, 2021
— Damon Bruce (@DamonBruce) July 4, 2021
https://t.co/GwSMIdsYve pic.twitter.com/nBZh8qEjaR
— Logan Ratick (@Logan_Ratick) July 4, 2021
We eagerly await some of their next articles:
The sun radiates heat too.
— Eric (@EricsElectrons) July 4, 2021
.@votdotcom In other BREAKING NEWS. The trend is clear: The Sun rises in the East way more than everywhere else.
If there was ever a job that’s overpaid at minimum wage, it’s writing this kind of crap.
— Jim Law (@jimrl) July 4, 2021
Next week, Vox will determine whether the Pope is Catholic and what bears do in the woods 😏
— Alex the Great 🏗 (@kolkena) July 4, 2021
I am a trauma surgeon. There is no object that people other than teenage boys and young men don’t hurt themselves with more than anybody else except maybe tampons.
— Blade Doc (@BladeDoc) July 4, 2021
And with that, stay safe tonight!
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