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NO DANCING! Gov. Mike DeWine will issue new Covid-19 regs to curtail parties after weddings and funerals

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine said in a series of tweets last night that the state is about to put in place new Covid-19 regulations aimed a things like weddings and funerals:

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You see, it’s not a wedding or a funeral that’s a problem. “It’s the party afterward”:

“To address this, we will be issuing a new order soon to place significant new restrictions of these social activities”:

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Goodbye “dancing and games”? Congratulations, Ohio. You’ve elected the scold from “Footloose” as your leader.

He’s also strengthening the state’s mask requirement:

 

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