As Mondays go, this is a pretty good one because it’s the Monday before Christmas. Or … maybe you’re not ready, your Amazon tracking has stalled out, the cookies are unbaked, and you’re contemplating a Walmart trip from Hell on Christmas Eve.
Whichever Monday awaits you, we’re sure the best way to get going is with the funniest memes, jokes, and clips we saw on Twitter/X this week.
There are going to be Christmas song references … we're just warning you now!
— John "CheapFake" L (@1frozenman) December 17, 2024
LOL! All I want for Christmas is low A1C.
I don’t believe I’ve ever laughed this hard! Feliz Navidad! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/lypH3BIpyp
— 🇺🇸Aggie🇺🇸 (@Kwood3020) December 16, 2024
Oh, no! I’m dreaming of a … umm … brown Christmas. 😂
— Smatt - ס מ א ט ת (@mdrache) December 16, 2024
Baby, it’s cold outside … and your parents are dumb.
— Soxic (@WhiteSoxic) December 16, 2024
Slay ride? Looks like fun, Mom! 😂
lmao pic.twitter.com/n9aOYdf77w
— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) December 16, 2024
What are you doing New Year’s, Eve?
Seriously, do you need a last-minute gift for that one person you just can’t stand? Hear us out … McRib in Tupperware.
Good morning X. What a smart idea. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZkZPv370S0
— Uncensored USA 🇺🇸 (@CarlosSimancas) December 21, 2024
I’ll freeload for Christmas.
Morning. pic.twitter.com/PIV7oacgRX
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) December 17, 2024
Hey! We make the dumb Christmas song jokes around here! 😂
Who can relate to the dog? 😂 pic.twitter.com/KxCVXqOUG9
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 20, 2024
HAHA! Do you hear what I hear? Yep, it’s the sound of someone slapping the never-ending Christmas whistler.
Let’s face it, you’re either the person who can’t stop with the Christmas music, or you want to boil them in their own pudding and bury them with a stake of holly through their heart (Dickens was hardcore).
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) December 16, 2024
LOLOLOL! Frosty the snow perv.
— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) December 21, 2024
Sorry, cat people. The dog people win this one. If the cat got in our tree it would be time to start singing The Nine Lives of Christmas. 😂
How English would sound if silent letters weren’t silent 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/RflQ9jwkRV
— Tracy Beanz (@tracybeanz) December 21, 2024
That was ex-cel-lent. It's going to be so confusing when we start singing Silent Ni-g-ht at church. 😂
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) December 21, 2024
It's gonna be a drunken Bluetooth Christmas.
“ITS CLOSED”😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6ax7v5obm2
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) December 22, 2024
Bwahaha! That is awesome. That dude totally Decked the Walls.
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 21, 2024
I guess you could say they were Single Balls. (Yeah … we know … that one was a stretch. Even we cringed on that one.)
When ordering from Temu goes wrong 😳 pic.twitter.com/UBohlo37Bd
— 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🚧Pylon🚧Pete 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 (@pylon72) December 19, 2024
Homer Pikcachu is so messed up. LOL.
And though it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas, Temu!
I'm about to get kicked out of this supermarket. 🏀😏 pic.twitter.com/4wfCnwP3NO
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 21, 2024
You know you'd be tempted! 😂😂😂
Let Her Throw! Let Her Throw! Let Her Throw!
This one might be a fave! 😂🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/ulB9tfYYEg
— Nut-Meg!🎨🗼🍾🥃MAGA 🇺🇲❤️🇺🇲#DogMom💓🐾🐾🐾🐾💓 (@GoTeamENZ0) December 21, 2024
We thought that darn elf couldn't get any creepier, but here we are.
Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas, we suppose.
Iykyk pic.twitter.com/JBLpExO2Dt
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) December 23, 2024
Heh! Heh! Wipe Christmas.
Okay, okay. We can't take it anymore. We'll lay off the Christmas songs now.
Caturday 2nd smackable 😼 pic.twitter.com/SSc1xqDT5g
— Templar⚔️ (@aTeXan575) December 21, 2024
HA! Score one for the cats. 😂
Everytime pic.twitter.com/c3pY4I0DI0
— oj (@onah_oj) December 21, 2024
This is the way! Laziness is the mother of invention … or something like that.
— ⚔️Princess Cutabitch™️⚔️🏴🇺🇸 🇮🇱⭕🎩 (@PCutabitch) December 23, 2024
Bwahaha! There is way too much truth to that one.
This is the best thing i’ve seen this week pic.twitter.com/EjlB28lJNU
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) December 21, 2024
We knew it! We knew those dogs actually were playing poker!
— Christian Memes and Puns (@ChristianPunsOG) December 21, 2024
LOLOLOL!
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) December 21, 2024
Yep, that would be us. 😂
— no context memes (@weirddalle) December 21, 2024
BAM! You know you watched that one a few times. LOL.
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 21, 2024
Yep, we have reached that stage of the Christmas season.
😂😂❤️❤️👏👏
— Texas 🇺🇸 (@MustangMan_TX) December 22, 2024
Why can’t kids enjoy when their mom is cool and having fun? 🤷🏼♂️ pic.twitter.com/D3jzvcArqK
LOL! It's your duty, GenXers, to do this to your kids.
Don’t block me. 🫣🤭 pic.twitter.com/8yPrjVKgYf
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖 (@LuckyMcGee) December 22, 2024
In the name of all that is good and holy, that was bad. We loved it.
— MemeCaptain (@Captain333Meme) December 22, 2024
The struggle is real! 😂
— XBradTC (@xbradtc) December 21, 2024
You've not witnessed sadness and despair unless you've been in Walmart at 9:00 pm on December 23.
I can’t stop laughing pic.twitter.com/H2L0GkSAlr
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) December 20, 2024
Bwahaha!
'Hello? Hello? Do shoe hear what I hear?'
Sorry, we weren't quite done.
this has me cryingggg pic.twitter.com/N3hxOfVxox
— 🐰 (@loisgriffinstan) December 20, 2024
LOLOLOL! Looks great!
Morning People vs Night People pic.twitter.com/2zGsdgg2m5
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) December 22, 2024
This is 100% true. 😂
I almost gave up pic.twitter.com/EDrMlaWhva
— oj (@onah_oj) December 21, 2024
Parenting in 2024 vs 1984. Yep, we remember.
Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/SVybbjl8n2
— YouF**kingIdiot 𝕏 (@YouF**kingIdio9) December 22, 2024
WE KNOW! WE KNOW! It's so childish … and we are dying! 😂😂😂
— Adrian Dittmann (@AdrianDittmann) December 22, 2024
We'll save you the click: '8GB of RAM now - Chrome tab scary' Ha!
Bro let his intrusive thoughts win pic.twitter.com/D1tq2EdwJO
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) December 22, 2024
Bwahaha! That's just awesome.
— Rani, Last of The Red Hot Boomers (@ShadesOfRani) December 22, 2024
It's only a matter of time. 😂
Delivery Man Falls for Grandma's Prank..
— Kevin W. (@Brink_Thinker) December 22, 2024
🎥 gettishow on IG pic.twitter.com/INjSiPSXWT
Well done, Grandma!
For this week's classic comedy, we're going way back to a young Eddie Murphy and his spin on Christmas with Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood.
HAHA! Ah, the good old days of SNL.
*breaks into house unannounced*
— PointlessHub (@HubPointless) December 21, 2024
*calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak*
*sings about himself*
*leaves* pic.twitter.com/YXFvh7HEpy
LOLOLOL! Santa Claus really was messed up on that show.
We want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. We hope you have a week full of laughter. We'll see you back here next week to ring in the new year with more fun!
Until we meme again …
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