A UK charity is advising couples to avoid kissing and to wear a mask during sex in order to avoid COVID-19:
Coronavirus: Wear a face mask during sex and avoid kissing to reduce COVID-19 risk, charity says https://t.co/Cjw2hTJxQu
— SkyNews (@SkyNews) August 11, 2020
Like this kind of mask?
Does this count? https://t.co/2K5ykEh5rw pic.twitter.com/h4abypHlqF
— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) August 11, 2020
Now, this advice is dumb enough, but the BBC turned it up a notch and added these totally inappropriate emojis:
New sex advice includes:
?: Avoiding kissing
?: Wearing a face covering
?: Choosing positions that aren't face-to-face during sexhttps://t.co/JkBCXqkslF— BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) August 11, 2020
They don’t even make sense:
These emojis are ? https://t.co/Mw45RnKa8v
— Coco Khan (@cocobyname) August 11, 2020
Because these emojis have a definite meaning to them:
you can't just put any emoji with any instruction https://t.co/6qrC6P8wC7
— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) August 11, 2020
For example:
Avoid kissing dicks
Only eat ass through a face covering
(i can't make the third one work without also being sorta face-to-face?) https://t.co/6qrC6P8wC7— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) August 11, 2020
We’re not sure what the cherries have to do with “positions that aren’t face-to-face,” but we’re pretty sure if you’re in the same bed with someone having sex you’re going to spread the virus:
"Positions that aren't face-to-face" … I mean, you're literally inside the other person but sure, just do it doggy and Covid will leave you alone ?? https://t.co/zetI4irh5w
— Jack Hardwick (@jackhardwick93) August 11, 2020
“Cherry style”?
the bbc said avoid kissing dicks, put a mask on your butt, and do it cherry style https://t.co/V9Me7LwMPx
— David Mack (@davidmackau) August 11, 2020
Probably:
Are these people on crack? https://t.co/JjRf2JX3T3
— ada enechi (@adaenechi) August 11, 2020
And, England, this is your future:
https://t.co/RlvnwnVIIb pic.twitter.com/3HBe2TRVuj
— inbox count zero (@Jon_Christian) August 11, 2020
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