BBC gives COVID-19 sex advice using totally inappropriate emojis

Does this count? https://t.co/2K5ykEh5rw pic.twitter.com/h4abypHlqF

— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) August 11, 2020

Now, this advice is dumb enough, but the BBC turned it up a notch and added these totally inappropriate emojis:

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New sex advice includes:

?: Avoiding kissing
?: Wearing a face covering
?: Choosing positions that aren't face-to-face during sexhttps://t.co/JkBCXqkslF

— BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) August 11, 2020

They don’t even make sense:

These emojis are ? https://t.co/Mw45RnKa8v

— Coco Khan (@cocobyname) August 11, 2020

Because these emojis have a definite meaning to them:

you can't just put any emoji with any instruction https://t.co/6qrC6P8wC7

— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) August 11, 2020

For example:

Avoid kissing dicks
Only eat ass through a face covering
(i can't make the third one work without also being sorta face-to-face?) https://t.co/6qrC6P8wC7

— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) August 11, 2020

We’re not sure what the cherries have to do with “positions that aren’t face-to-face,” but we’re pretty sure if you’re in the same bed with someone having sex you’re going to spread the virus:

"Positions that aren't face-to-face" … I mean, you're literally inside the other person but sure, just do it doggy and Covid will leave you alone ?? https://t.co/zetI4irh5w

— Jack Hardwick (@jackhardwick93) August 11, 2020

“Cherry style”?

the bbc said avoid kissing dicks, put a mask on your butt, and do it cherry style https://t.co/V9Me7LwMPx

— David Mack (@davidmackau) August 11, 2020

Probably:

Are these people on crack? https://t.co/JjRf2JX3T3

— ada enechi (@adaenechi) August 11, 2020

And, England, this is your future:

https://t.co/RlvnwnVIIb pic.twitter.com/3HBe2TRVuj

— inbox count zero (@Jon_Christian) August 11, 2020

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