Intro speaker at Bernie Sanders rally compares politicians to sperm

HAHAHAHAHA! Does Bernie actually want to lose the primary? Maybe so.

Here’s the latest via the WaPo’s Dave Weigel who covered Bernie Sanders in Dearborn, Mich. on Saturday:

One of the intro speakers for Sanders in Dearborn, with a line that must have sounded better in his head: “Politicians are like sperm, one out of every one million becomes a human being.”

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) March 7, 2020

Best. Election. Ever:

Primary’s getting nasty https://t.co/kUIT3saJqT

— Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) March 7, 2020

So, Bernie is like a giant lucky sperm that became a human being?

Um, what? https://t.co/F7a3WUbyD8

— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) March 7, 2020

We want Bernie to win the nomination just so we can see *more* tweets just like this:

I physically recoiled from this tweet. https://t.co/z91A7kNEml

— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) March 7, 2020

Welcome to 2020:

We are truly achieving great heights in political rhetoric. https://t.co/iLwQnsHNSr

— Eric Gordy (@EricGordy) March 7, 2020

Well, AOC likes him:

Hey, real quick, anyone have any questions about why the vast majority Democratic elected officials are reluctant to endorse the Sanders campaign? https://t.co/a4eUzbifz2

— Mike Schlossberg (@MikeSchlossberg) March 7, 2020

And this is every day, TBH:

*opens Twitter*
*closes Twitter*
*throws phone into the sea* https://t.co/CTHwbpS56y

— Lauren Naturale (@lnaturale) March 7, 2020

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