The Daily Beast asks, 'How do we know if Jesus had male genitalia?'

Happy Sunday, everyone! Except The Daily Beast:

How do we know Jesus had male genitalia? https://t.co/tjTOU3yR15

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 1, 2020

Oh, we can’t wait for The Babylon Bee to take this one up:

These satirical sites are getting weirder. Wait, it’s not a satire site?? https://t.co/MjEV7Bs7If

— Brent Murphy (@BMurph29) March 1, 2020

And you made the list, Daily Beast:

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— Siraj Hashmi ? (@SirajAHashmi) March 1, 2020

We’re not even going to bother reading the article to find out if it’s addressed, but yeah. This:

Wasn't the Shroud of Turin found to be a medieval forgery? https://t.co/WO3JtozHdp

— David Lazarus (@Davidlaz) March 1, 2020

Even Vox journos are stumped:

I…what https://t.co/e5z8DqpoyJ

— Jenny from the Vox (@jenn_ruth) March 1, 2020

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