An ISIS leader called “Jabba the Jihadi” for obvious reasons was captured in Iraq earlier this week:
I'm glad @realdonaldtrump's actions in the region supporting our great military have gotten most of the the others so this is whats left?
ISIS leader dubbed 'Jabba the Jihadi' captured in Iraq https://t.co/LKlnOiJfAL via @nypost
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 17, 2020
They transported him away from his terrorist lair and snack bar in the back of a pickup truck:
I’m not a truck expert. Is that a one ton bed? pic.twitter.com/SBJf6csL4J
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) January 17, 2020
Hopefully he didn’t eat his victims:
"I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallowed a lot of ISIS propaganda… along with a lot of pizzas!" https://t.co/PjrZz39NrR
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) January 17, 2020
And, you know, we do see a resemblance:
Waaaaaait a minute, isn’t that pic.twitter.com/f95UHWYzjn
— Bob Cooke (@RCooke08) January 17, 2020
Yeah. . . we’re not imagining he tried to flee:
To be fair I think that I could also personally capture this man https://t.co/GZsdsN4pXe
— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) January 18, 2020
“Put the cookie down and come out with your hands up!”
-Sir, we just got word, they’re ten minutes away, we need to get you out of here.
-Ten minutes?
-Ten, sir. If we run now we can make it to the —
-“Run?”
-Yessir, there’s still time.
-…
-Sir?
[turns head to window, slowly brings Oreo to mouth, bites]
-Let them come
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020
Now, who’s ready for a nickname contest? Can we do better than Jabba the Jihadi? The social media person from The Daily Wire is certainly giving it a shot:
Jihäagen Dazs
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020
Osama Bin Eaten
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020
Gyro? Scarf Thirty.
K that’s a stretch
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020
Calories and Caliphates
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020
How about, “he’s a member of al Queso?” Or, “now that’s a fatwa!”
Tell us some of your names down in the comments.
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