Does this outfit make me look fatwa? Capture of 'Jabba the Jihadi' in Iraq inspires new nickname challenge

They transported him away from his terrorist lair and snack bar in the back of a pickup truck:

I’m not a truck expert. Is that a one ton bed? pic.twitter.com/SBJf6csL4J

— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) January 17, 2020

Hopefully he didn’t eat his victims:

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"I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallowed a lot of ISIS propaganda… along with a lot of pizzas!" https://t.co/PjrZz39NrR

— Brad Thor (@BradThor) January 17, 2020

And, you know, we do see a resemblance:

Waaaaaait a minute, isn’t that pic.twitter.com/f95UHWYzjn

— Bob Cooke (@RCooke08) January 17, 2020

Yeah. . . we’re not imagining he tried to flee:

To be fair I think that I could also personally capture this man https://t.co/GZsdsN4pXe

— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) January 18, 2020

“Put the cookie down and come out with your hands up!”

-Sir, we just got word, they’re ten minutes away, we need to get you out of here.

-Ten minutes?

-Ten, sir. If we run now we can make it to the —

-“Run?”

-Yessir, there’s still time.

-…

-Sir?

[turns head to window, slowly brings Oreo to mouth, bites]

-Let them come

— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020

Now, who’s ready for a nickname contest? Can we do better than Jabba the Jihadi? The social media person from The Daily Wire is certainly giving it a shot:

Jihäagen Dazs

— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020

Osama Bin Eaten

— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020

Gyro? Scarf Thirty.

K that’s a stretch

— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020

Calories and Caliphates

— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) January 17, 2020

How about, “he’s a member of al Queso?” Or, “now that’s a fatwa!”

Tell us some of your names down in the comments.

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