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Weapons-grade sarcasm takes out Greta Thunberg and her new op-ed that says the quiet part out loud

Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg, writing with Luisa Neubauer and Angela Valenzuela (whoever they are), explained that her activism isn’t just about the environment, but dismantling the “colonial, racist, and patriarchal systems of oppression” around the world:

That action must be powerful and wide-ranging. After all, the climate crisis is not just about the environment. It is a crisis of human rights, of justice, and of political will. Colonial, racist, and patriarchal systems of oppression have created and fueled it. We need to dismantle them all. Our political leaders can no longer shirk their responsibilities.

Er, does she think this helps what she wants to do?

This is the quiet part she’s not supposed to say out loud:

And here’s some weapons-grade sarcasm that is so good many thought he was serious about it:

Per-FECT:

Do they even hear themselves?

It’s just more alarmist BS:

When someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time:

As for Greta, she’s on Day 18 of her journey across the Atlantic and hoping to make it to the big climate pow-wow in Madrid on time:

Apparently, the “colonial, racist, and patriarchal systems of oppression” that have created such incredible wealth that ordinary people can afford their own sailing yachts will survive her purge. For the climate, of course.

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