The Babylon Bee's latest satire would actually be a really good idea for Texas. Make it happen Gov. Abbott!

We honestly can’t tell if this is satire or not, because it would be a very good idea if Texas did this:

Texas Luring Jobs Away From California With Promises Of Electricityhttps://t.co/gYntnivgtT

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 29, 2019

Over to you, Gov. Greg Abbott. Make this happen:

It's a very simple pitch. https://t.co/EibrR7chNa

— Ryan Sitton (@RyanSitton) October 29, 2019

Texas, it’s a paradise:

"Newsom was also dismissive of the Lone Star State's other claims, such as affordable housing, plenty of water, cheap gas, plastic straws, and not constantly being on fire. “It sounds made up,” said Newsom. https://t.co/E3IQlCMpgJ

— Conn Carroll (@conncarroll) October 29, 2019

They’re going to build a wall to keep the electricity-deprived refugees from reaching freedom:

"California plans to fight back. It’s now working on a wall to keep people and jobs from leaving California. The planned wall should extend along the entire California border.
Except for the southern part."
https://t.co/bbO9FrzDrI via @TheBabylonBee

— ConservativeNotCrazy (@IAMMGraham) October 29, 2019

And as if on cue:

PG&E said Tuesday's blackouts would affect about 1.5 million people in some 30 counties, including 1 million still without power from a shut-off over the weekend. https://t.co/41sMXx9MSY

— WOWT 6 News (@WOWT6News) October 30, 2019

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Updated with video from inside the Reagan Library https://t.co/be19gOlNlI pic.twitter.com/n7u7PfvQ6c

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 30, 2019