Well, this didn’t take long.
There’s a brand new — and quite funny — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez parody account out there to take the place of the one Twitter banned earlier this week.
World, meet @AOCoffice:
Thanks for deleting that awful parody account of me @jack! It means so much that you won't let people make fun of me!
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Office (Parody) (@AOCoffice) May 7, 2019
But calling it a parody account is “racist, full stop.” We apologized, fake AOC!
For those asking if this is a parody account, you can just step right off. If I was a white male nobody would be asking. It's racist, full stop. Knock it off.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Office (Parody) (@AOCoffice) May 8, 2019
The internet wins again:
The internet remains undefeated. https://t.co/16ZCngzWBX
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) May 8, 2019
So far the fake AOC is taking on the real AOC on abortion (this is actually an exact quote from the real AOC):
“6 weeks pregnant” = 2 weeks late on your period.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Office (Parody) (@AOCoffice) May 8, 2019
The account also mocked the real AOC’s recent discovery of the garbage disposal:
You guys!! First the garbage disposal + now these giant light switches! Should I take one off to see what’s inside? pic.twitter.com/8RkPsFYCok
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Office (Parody) (@AOCoffice) May 7, 2019
The fake AOC is standing squarely with her colleague, Rashida Tlaib and her stance on Palestine. Palestine, Texas that is:
Just FYI, @RashidaTlaib is right, Palestinians are, ‘our’ people. pic.twitter.com/3yyH8X6Dxv
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Office (Parody) (@AOCoffice) May 7, 2019
And check out this tomato from her community garden! The real AOC killed her tomato plant, but whatever:
Check it out y’all, my tomato’s are getting HUGE! pic.twitter.com/cntEIoOcqc
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Office (Parody) (@AOCoffice) May 7, 2019
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Related:
'It is terrifying': Now that AOC knows how a garbage disposal works, what are the chances she wants to ban them? https://t.co/azPskNryak
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 7, 2019
ICYMI==> 'I am SHOOK': AOC shows off her community garden (except for the tomato plant that died) https://t.co/tEs555KTlK
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 1, 2019
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