Colorado Dem and 2020 presidential candidate John Hickenlooper said he took him mother — HIS MOTHER — to the 1972 porno film, “Deep Throat”:
And, after the commercial break, he tells a story about the time he went to see Deep Throat, the 1972 pornographic film…with his mother.
— Matt Viser (@mviser) March 21, 2019
It was an accident, he said:
Asked at #CNNTownHall why he saw X-rated film w/his mom, Hickenlooper says he didn’t realize how graphic movie was and he planned to see it with friend. Home from college, he was about to bolt during dinner. He asked if she wanted to join. “So I took my mother to see Deep Throat”
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 21, 2019
Video here where he says he thought X-rated meant “a little naughty” and how they watched the entire thing because once his mom paid for a ticket, she was staying:
Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper says he took his mom to the movie theater to watch an X-rated pornographic movie pic.twitter.com/EejjCjAmzL
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) March 21, 2019
This is definitely worse than Beto feeding his wife poop:
And here I thought Beto making guacamole from child feces was going to be the weirdest Lib news this week. My God.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 21, 2019
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So, this will help him maybe?
Kasich: “My dad was a mailman.”
Hickenlooper: “I watched a porno with my mom.”
Boom. Unity ticket.
— JR Thatcher (@JrThatcher) March 21, 2019
At least it may help with libertarians:
Congratulations to John Hickenlooper for winning the Libertarian Party nomination tonight
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 21, 2019
Double-standard watch?
Klobuchar is like wtf so I like waterboarding interns and eat food using a comb but watching porn with your mom wtf is wrong with you?
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 21, 2019
Klobuchar throws 1 binder and she’s Ramsay Bolton.
Hickenlooper watches porn with mom and CNNs like that’s a sweet story, let’s share it.
— Cox (@HOLYSMKES) March 21, 2019
And only Mike Pence can save us:
Watching porn with their moms, my God. The Libs might be even more degenerate than Libertarians.
Pence save us. My God.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 21, 2019
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