Remember the story back in December when Washington Post reporter Christoper Ingraham accidentally let a shipment of live crickets loose in his home? Well, he’s back, this time freezing a padlock to his lips when he was outside in the frigid cold trying to take care of a rabbit.
Didn’t he see “A Christmas Story”?
Anyhow that’s enough MN politics for me for one day, I’ve gotta go rake a few feet of snow of my roof pic.twitter.com/CFaZl6Ql6r
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 10, 2019
Oh man you guys. So I’m out at the shed feeding our rabbit (pictured below in his enclosure, which has been transformed to a little rabbit snow-fortress on account of the weather). I’m trying to close the janky shed door, which is basically held shut by a padlock pic.twitter.com/xM23JeSnFe
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 10, 2019
There’s a shitload of snow pressing against the door and my arms are all weak and fumbly because I’ve been doing this for the past two hours, so I’m having a hard time pulling the door shut AND holding on to the padlock. Thick mittens aren’t helping either pic.twitter.com/zK4sPRT8af
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 10, 2019
What I really need is one more hand. So without thinking, I pop the arm of the padlock – the metal padlock – into my mouth.
The air temperature at this point is about 5 degrees.
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 10, 2019
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Interestingly it doesn’t hurt right away, but I immediately realize I messed up bad – real bad – because every surface of my mouth in contact with the padlock is now stuck to it.
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 10, 2019
So instinct takes over and I immediately yank the lock back out of my mouth.
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 10, 2019
And there it is, with a layer of my lip stuck to it. Fortunately this all happens like 0.1 seconds, so I didn’t lose *too* much skin pic.twitter.com/SFkwb59Sxs
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 10, 2019
Just a thought, but don’t let him shoot a BB gun either.
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Washington Post reporter finds out the hard way that crickets don't die in darkness https://t.co/qjzX0XSJy1
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 29, 2018
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