Don’t mess with Texas women. And especially don’t mess with Texas women if they’re armed and you’re masturbating while trying to break into her home:
HPD: A grandmother shoots a man who was masturbating and riding his bike in front of her home. HPD says the woman was taking out the trash, the man followed her to her house & tried to open the door. She shot through the door, hit the man in the chest/shoulder area @KPRC2 pic.twitter.com/WtFVlr2Vam
— Sophia Beausoleil (@KPRC2SophiaB) August 8, 2018
Police say the matter is still under investigation and we don’t know yet if the hero grandmother will face any charges:
NEW: Woman shoots masturbating bicyclist trying to break into her home in SE Houston, police say #hounews
STORY: https://t.co/yqrDDUdbSc pic.twitter.com/xhgSLhUZx9
— Jay R. Jordan (@JayRJordan) August 8, 2018
The masturbating bicyclist was warned. Nevertheless, he persisted, via the Houston Chronicle:
A woman opened fired on a masturbating man trying to break into her southeast Houston home Tuesday afternoon, police said.
The woman, in her sixties, was taking out her trash along the 6600 block of Cherrydale Drive around 5:15 p.m. when she spotted the man – riding his bike – masturbating, according to Houston Police Department Lt. Larry Crowson.
She yelled at him to stop the lewd act but he persisted, Crowson said.
What is the world coming to?
Back in the old days, a burglar just used a crowbar https://t.co/liN5kx11TR
— Currently between fraudulent suspensions (@jtLOL) August 8, 2018
According to reports, the fiend was out on bond:
Police say a Texas grandmother shot a man, who was out on bond for running around naked, after he allegedly began masturbating in front of her. ? https://t.co/BOz3qG0Yam
— Tavares Jones (@tavareskjones) August 8, 2018
Imagine having to go back to jail and tell everyone you got shot by a grandmother while self-abusing on her stoop? LOL.
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