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'I bet he has rabies': The #MPRaccoon has been captured and will be relocated 'somewhere safe' (allegedly)

Just to update you on this story from last night, the racoon that was evolving into a super predator able to climb tall buildings in search of prey, finally made it to the roof of the UBS building in St. Paul, Minnesota…

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…where it was promptly tricked into this cage with a can of cat food:

https://twitter.com/ubs_plaza/status/1006876321346211840

It will allegedly be moved to “somewhere safe”:

So, are we really buying the “somewhere safe” narrative? Because history tells us differently:

https://twitter.com/AlongsideWild/status/1006891222944878594

Yep. It could be curtains for America’s latest superhero:

We’ll keep you posted.

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