Quincy Jones told a reporter he dated Ivanka Trump: 'She’s a fine motherf*cker'

In things we never, ever thought we’d read:

Quincy Jones claims he used to date Ivanka Trump https://t.co/2dnlUB44Yu

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 7, 2018

From Vulture:

Quincy Jones on dating Ivanka Trump: https://t.co/ZEvAIqnmfg pic.twitter.com/hPpQqvc5qU

— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) February 7, 2018

Can this be even remotely true?

Doing some math, if this “dating” occurred 12 years ago, that would make when Jones 72 or so and Ivanka 24.

So, um, just to be clear: Quincy Jones says that when he was 72, and Ivanka Trump was 24, they dated?

I just don’t even know where to get started with this. https://t.co/zeGU22q3Ea

— Laurie Brookins (@StyleWriterNYC) February 7, 2018

We’ll update this when/if Ivanka Trump or the White House issues a response.

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