“We are real news, Mr. President,” they said:
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) January 25, 2018
Oh, it’s real. Here’s the link:
I refuse to believe this is real. https://t.co/ub9Ll4gfY9
— Fuck Off Tanker (@FinzZombie) January 25, 2018
OK, we’re done here:
CNN has reached peak self-parody… ?https://t.co/vrLpEDSd5Z
— David Suslenskiy (@DavidSuslensky) January 25, 2018
Even better? It’s based on science:
But, according to a recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage, acting on cuckolding fantasies can be a largely positive experience for many couples, and hardly a sign of weakness.
This is how the real news is made, not the FAKE NEWS we keep hearing so much about:
.@NateMaddenCRTV says: "Somebody did research on this topic. Then, somebody at CNN pitched a story based on this research, then someone edited it, then someone clicked publish on this story."
I can't even. https://t.co/iaLVuPn0uO
— Chris Pandolfo (@ChrisCPandolfo) January 25, 2018
Even Cosmo wouldn’t run this:
— Katrina Pierson (@KatrinaPierson) January 25, 2018
We’re all dumber after having read this, so don’t feel so bad:
Not at all ashamed to admit I had no idea what the hell "cuckolding" was and had to look it up. I feel like I got dumber in doing so……. https://t.co/II8VuCj5iR
— Paul Zeise (@PaulZeise) January 25, 2018
And we’ll end it with this: CNN’s new nickname, the “#CuckNewsNetwork”!
CUCK NEWS NETWORK.
I AM DECEASED. https://t.co/g4JaCNcGUK
— chels (@thefunnymuggle) January 25, 2018
— ✝️???? (@Sun_Shiney_Day_) January 25, 2018