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Robot strippers named R2-DD and Triple CPU entertained guests at CES party

Apparently no job will be safe from our future robot overlords…

Behold, robot strippers!

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950585177222164481

The stripper robots were brought in to perform at the Sapphire strip club in Las Vegas as part of the Consumer Electronics Show that’s going on right now:

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Real strippers competed with the robots for attention of the guests:

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950587082388406272

The robot strippers even have names. Meet R2-DD and Triple CPU:

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950587555820453888

But before you cry “sexism in tech,” the stripper robots are empowering to women … or something:

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950735630899724288

And the stripper robot will attract women to the stirp club party:

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950734876411510784

If Hollywood reboots the “Terminator” series (again), they should include the stripper robots:

To paraphrase Kyle Reese, “And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you … buy a lap dance.”

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