Peak Gwyneth Paltrow has been reached:
Gwyneth Paltrow is hawking $135 coffee enemas. Dolphins, I think it's time for your species to take over.
— Liz Mair (@LizMair) January 7, 2018
Oh, hell no:
Tired. Groggy.
Check Twitter…"Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole…"
…goes back to sleep.
— Scott Leyes (@ScottLeyes) January 7, 2018
They’re already calling it “aspresso,” which is hilarious:
‘aspresso’ must be my favorite description for these ridiculous coffee enemas. https://t.co/f2qXWnuvWd
— Bastian Greshake Tzovaras (@gedankenstuecke) January 7, 2018
Here’s a pic of what you get for $135:
Gwyneth Paltrow and GOOP recommend irrigating your rectum and colon with coffee. Don’t. https://t.co/i2Uq9iMZU6 pic.twitter.com/lRluICEv3P
— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) January 5, 2018
Maybe it’s a bargain?
It will only cost you $135… https://t.co/7s7PIwjbhT
— Page Six (@PageSix) January 5, 2018
But(t) does the type of coffee matter?
"We are here at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, where we've secretly replaced the fine coffee they usually serve in enemas with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference" https://t.co/8V22BKe7Ag
— Fark (@fark) January 6, 2018
Apprently this isn’t recommended and might cause rectal burns:
And as for coffee enemas? While Dr. Kelly Brogan, Gwyneth Paltrow’s AIDS denialist doctor gal pal who is speaking at In GOOP Health later this month, is also a huge fan there is no data to suggest that coffee offers any benefit via the rectal route but there are plenty of reports of coffee-enema induced rectal burns.
Or worse:
As a medical resident in San Diego, we treated patients near death from coffee enemas done at a clinic in Tijuana that were being marketed as cures to desperate cancer patientshttps://t.co/gdHjagnpRZ
— David States (@statesdj) January 7, 2018
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