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Early reports on the $1 trillion budget deal show a lot of winning -- for Dems

It appears Congress has agreed to a budget deal to avert a shutdown this week:

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Here are some early reports on what’s in the bill…

Planned Parenthood? Funded; Border Wall? ¯_(ツ)_/¯:

The EPA keeps most of its funding, too:

There is an increase in military spending and for general border security:

No cuts to sanctuary cities:

Reporters are joking that the bill still allows Mexico to pay for the wall, so that’s a plus:

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Joe Manchin won, too:

Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi are doing a victory dance:

To be continued tomorrow once we see the text.

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