'We think he [died] on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election'

Greg P. | 10:17 PM on August 12, 2016

Great obituary or greatest ever? You be the judge:

THIS IS A REAL OBIT LMAO https://t.co/ghhNK9NrUq pic.twitter.com/sYie1cMLDD

— Daniel José Older (@djolder) August 13, 2016

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