You can’t make this up. Politico has a story up today on the “everyday people” who made Hillary Clinton’s burrito:
OMFG, just shoot me now so I don't have to endure 500+ more days of this: Politico: Who Made Hillary's Burrito? http://t.co/54qPHPp2q5
— Tom Bevan (@TomBevanRCP) April 16, 2015
The @Politico LEAD is titled, "Who Made Hillary's Burrito."
Not a joke.
The circle is complete.
— John Ocasio-Nolte (@NolteNC) April 16, 2015
Not the Onion: "The 'everyday people' who made Hillary Clinton's burrito bowl" http://t.co/U9Q0eUDF84
— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) April 16, 2015
Unreal.
What is wrong with the media? First a scramble to Hillary's motorcade, now a profile of the guy who made her burrito? http://t.co/Detd4VMiyT
— Stanley Pignal (@spignal) April 16, 2015
Oh, FFS, part deux @HotlineJosh: Not the Onion: "The 'everyday people' who made Hillary Clinton's burrito bowl" http://t.co/hi5GsYiITG
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 16, 2015
Our press hard at work investigating the tough stuff. >> The 'everyday people' who made Hillary Clinton's burrito http://t.co/Gh8m1blGnJ
— Le Mew Le Purr (@sttyerase) April 16, 2015
While Politco is tracking down fast food workers in Iowa, they totally missed the story that Hillary has been lying about her immigrant grandparents.
And the piece is well over 1000 words long:
The fact liberal blogs like Politico are writing 1000 words on the guy who made Hillary a burrito is why I'll #OptOut of 2016 until Nov '15.
— Brodigan Strong Style (@brodigan) April 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/r_Conservative/status/588684557844525057
Although Politico left out the most important part of the story. Grandma refused to leave a tip!
And she didn't even leave a tip when she finished burrito bowl & left in her van paid for by 'everyday taxpayers' https://t.co/2m2ROQYR8D
— Aunt PittyPat INFJ (@PortraitsPlus) April 16, 2015
Cook makes $8.20/hr. (HRC did not tip) RT @politico The 'everyday people' who made Hillary Clinton's burrito bowl http://t.co/0c3avdGzi8
— Rebecca Burns (@RebeccaBurns) April 16, 2015
smh…"The change from the meal totaled less than a dollar, but it was pocketed rather than deposited in the tip jar" http://t.co/lSMNtAwxW8
— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) April 16, 2015
But maybe if Hillary had taken the time to actually speak to the people who work at Chipotle, she would have been a little more generous.
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