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Radical cleric Anjem Choudary has 10 terrifying reasons why #IslamIsSuperior

Radical London cleric Anjem Choudary, who Twitchy readers last heard from after declaring the new Charlie Hebo cover an “act of war” and warning of “repercussions,” really, really wants you to know that “Islam is superior.”

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Here are his top 10 reasons why, which he added to the mostly sarcastic #IslamIsSuperior hastag. We would tell you to enjoy the list, but to be honest, it’s downright terrifying:

1. Everyone is welcome!

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555623675568082944

2. Who are ISIS’s role models?

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555624100409147392

3. It’s perfect:

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555624747548286976

4. Yep. We like those “made-up” values, especially the ones “endowed by their creator”:

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555625366606585856

5. Even on Super Bowl Sunday?

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555626001934610432

6. So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s nine hundred ninety-nine:

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555627070391599104

7. “Peace.” We do not think it means what you think it means:

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555628042450907136

8. “Free.” We do not think it means what you think it means, cont.:

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555629544515076096

9. We prefer to use our stones for walls and such:

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https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555630313536487425

10. Remember: No “good deed” — such as everything ISIS does — goes unpunished:

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/555630814080548865

Weird. Choudary left out Islam’s toileting rules from his list:

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/552031010976964608

At the very least, does this one make the top 20?

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