'Cansecodamus': Jose Canseco makes his 2015 predictions

Who wants to read another list of 2015 predictions?

If so, why not some off-the-wall predictions from America’s favorite baseball player turned gun-safety advocate Jose Canseco.

Here are his 9 predictions for 2015, starting with this out-of-the world one about Mars:

1. Life will be discovered on Mars

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015

Jimbo Fisher, who just lost to the Oregon Ducks by 39?

2. @JebYork chokes on silver spoon, Lott new owner, hires Jimbo, 49ers win super bowl.

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015

This one might come true:

3. Ford Model @JosieCanseco is on cover of Vogue

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015

Alert the PC police:

4. @BarackObama wins lead role in new NBC sitcom Old Urkel

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015

Diplomat:

5. Peace in middle east. Israel accepts trade of 200 miles of Ocean for West Bank Palestine nation. Jerusalem new UN city state

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015

We’d buy one:

6. Elon Musk brings the McFly Hoverboard to market

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015

Note: There is no No. 7.

Or maybe she’s already interviewed one and the government has kept it a secret?

8. First live interview of extra terrestrial on TV. Barbara Walters does it

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015

Huh?

9. New Telomere extension surgery centers open for anti and reverse ageing

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015

And finally…

10. Bud Selig accidentally shoots his finger off

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015

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