Who wants to read another list of 2015 predictions?
If so, why not some off-the-wall predictions from America’s favorite baseball player turned gun-safety advocate Jose Canseco.
Here are his 9 predictions for 2015, starting with this out-of-the world one about Mars:
1. Life will be discovered on Mars
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
Jimbo Fisher, who just lost to the Oregon Ducks by 39?
2. @JebYork chokes on silver spoon, Lott new owner, hires Jimbo, 49ers win super bowl.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
This one might come true:
3. Ford Model @JosieCanseco is on cover of Vogue
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
Alert the PC police:
4. @BarackObama wins lead role in new NBC sitcom Old Urkel
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
Diplomat:
5. Peace in middle east. Israel accepts trade of 200 miles of Ocean for West Bank Palestine nation. Jerusalem new UN city state
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
We’d buy one:
6. Elon Musk brings the McFly Hoverboard to market
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
Note: There is no No. 7.
Or maybe she’s already interviewed one and the government has kept it a secret?
8. First live interview of extra terrestrial on TV. Barbara Walters does it
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
Huh?
9. New Telomere extension surgery centers open for anti and reverse ageing
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
And finally…
10. Bud Selig accidentally shoots his finger off
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
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