Joe Biden's Ghostwriter Erased the Tapes After He Heard About Robert Hur's Investigation
AARP's John Hishta Reveals the Polling Data That Could Decide the Midterm Elections
CNN’s Kaitlan Collins: ‘It’s Not About Me’ As She Rushes to Jon Stewart’s...
Fauci Complained That HHS Didn’t Let Him Do a CNN Interview ‘Out of...
WI Gov Hopeful Francesca Hong Called to Abolish Senate, Defund Cops & Kill...
Sign on the Fraughted Line: Chicago AWFLs Affix ‘Violence Is Illegal’ Notices on...
Lefty Celebrities Can't Understand the Irony of How They Look When They Call...
Biden Confesses Obama Hated Him on Declassified Tape As Democrat 'Shadow Government' Colla...
9/11 Families to Mamdani: Stay Away — Your Best Pal Hasan Piker Still...
Fauci Knew His Dissenters Were Honest—So of Course He Had YouTube Nuke DeSantis’...
'No Way This Guy Gets Elected': James Talarico Praised 'Islamic Mystics' for Shaping...
Are Americans Really Buying What the Democratic Socialists of America Are Selling?
'Deported US Citizen' Hysteria Dies Screaming: Dude Had Forged Papers and Admitted Sneakin...
Twilight Zone Politics: Carville Backs Parkland Activist David Hogg to Lead ‘Dysfunctional...
Scott Jennings Warns of Dem Outrage After Sharing ‘Racist’ Cross on Sen. Graham’s...

Dana Perino issues a stern warning to leave HER Christmas movie alone

In the wake of Sony pulling “The Interview” from theaters in an effort to appease hackers who threatened its release, Fox News’s Dana Perino has issued a blanket warning to the collective “they” who might try to ruin her holiday movie viewing. Don’t you dare go after “Love Actually”:

Advertisement

Ha! No, Dana — anything but that!

Oh, man. What if they go after “Die Hard”? Twitter might break.

Although not everyone would be as sad as Dana if “Love Actually” got the censorship treatment:

And if cursing isn’t enough of a threat to keep “Love Actually” playing, there’s always Dana’s dog, Jasper, who can save the day:

Advertisement

Jasper to the rescue? Only if the hacker is dressed as a cuddly, plush moose:

***

Related:

‘Disgraceful’: Judd Apatow slams theaters’ decision to pull ‘The Interview’ 

‘You are the man!’ Novelist Paulo Coelho offers Sony $100,000 to post ‘The Interview’ on his blog

‘Coward’: Journo-fool John Harwood doesn’t think you needed to see ‘The Interview’ anyway

‘Lawyers ruin everything.’ Was Sony’s cancellation of ‘The Interview’ the smart legal move?

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement