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Dana Perino issues a stern warning to leave HER Christmas movie alone

In the wake of Sony pulling “The Interview” from theaters in an effort to appease hackers who threatened its release, Fox News’s Dana Perino has issued a blanket warning to the collective “they” who might try to ruin her holiday movie viewing. Don’t you dare go after “Love Actually”:

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Ha! No, Dana — anything but that!

Oh, man. What if they go after “Die Hard”? Twitter might break.

Although not everyone would be as sad as Dana if “Love Actually” got the censorship treatment:

And if cursing isn’t enough of a threat to keep “Love Actually” playing, there’s always Dana’s dog, Jasper, who can save the day:

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Jasper to the rescue? Only if the hacker is dressed as a cuddly, plush moose:

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Related:

‘Disgraceful’: Judd Apatow slams theaters’ decision to pull ‘The Interview’ 

‘You are the man!’ Novelist Paulo Coelho offers Sony $100,000 to post ‘The Interview’ on his blog

‘Coward’: Journo-fool John Harwood doesn’t think you needed to see ‘The Interview’ anyway

‘Lawyers ruin everything.’ Was Sony’s cancellation of ‘The Interview’ the smart legal move?

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