'Worst. Article. Everrrrr': Slate slams Thanksgiving food with their own '#SlatePitch'

Oh, come on Slate! Can’t you just enjoy the turkey like everyone else?

Thanksgiving has the worst food of any holiday: http://t.co/9QdHwCOXsX #slatepitch pic.twitter.com/rFHq2mAxWJ

— Slate (@Slate) November 26, 2014

Tweeters, as you might imagine, disagree:

https://twitter.com/FancyHockeyStat/status/537680254186586112

@Slate Aww..I'm really sad that you had horrible cooks for TG your whole life. I've eaten some poor excuses and I'd agree. But mine rules.

— William Hodges (@imakegoodtoast) November 26, 2014

https://twitter.com/petercroce/status/537681657894273024

https://twitter.com/Adilrye_1467/status/537682057271738368

@Slate this article made me sad. Stuffing rules.

— MANASE (@HippoCR1T) November 26, 2014

@jennyjaffe LIES nothing is better than a turkey sandwhich with white bread

— opalcat (@gongofdoom) November 26, 2014

@Slate This writer has never been to my grandparents' Thanksgiving dinner. And I don't care–more sweet potatoes with marshmallows for me!

— Dylan V (@bdvalente2) November 26, 2014

Nice try, Slate, but you can’t ruin our holiday!

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