Here’s Emmy-award winning editor Ryan Case, best known for her work on the show “Modern Family,” with what could be one of the funnier live-tweets of an airplane meltdown we’ve read. It’s rather long, but that will give you a good indication of exactly what Case and her fellow passengers on this “fight from hell” were forced to endure. Enjoy:
Sitting behind the worst person in the world.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She was watching Hawaii 5.0 so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever "SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS" & hasn't stopped talking since.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I want to use mind control to make the flight attendant put tranquilizers in the double rum & coke she just ordered.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She keeps saying "I know David Guetta" in a prideful way.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I'm tweeting this so one of you will fund my defense team at my eventual murder trial.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
You guys, she goes to Vegas all the time and her table is always next to the DJ.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
After saying "MY ARAB FRIENDS" so many times she slurred "is that SO racist?" then kept on saying it
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She missed her intended flight and ended up here. She has a window seat and I'm in a middle. The universe has wronged me.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She invited herself on her seat mate's Vegas trip.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
It baffles her that her seat mate doesn't drink. She's GRILLING him about it and sloshing her drink at him and I think trying to bone him
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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"I feel like in Dubai every car I sat in is a Range Rover." – this girl
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She said "I have a very racist view of all Middle East." She's talking to a middle Eastern man, also mocking his accent.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
After awkward silence following a particularly racist comment miraculously came, "anyways am I talking your ear off?" & trying to bone again
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She keeps trying to take his photo & claims he looks just like her friend who's GORGEOUS.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
97th time she's asked "YOU DONT DRINK DO YOU?!"
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I refuse to believe this girl has any friends.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's throwing business cards at him.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
"Oh those are my Tom Fords."
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She thought she lost her shoes then whooped loudly when she found them as if they weren't 6 inches in front of her.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just went to the bathroom. My greatest hope is she passes out in there for the duration of the flight.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I forgot the joy of silence there for a while.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I can hear her trying to beg the flight attendant in back for something, undoubtedly world peace. I'm kidding it's vodka.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Fantasizing about the part in the movie Airplane! where passengers lined up with weapons. She's back.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just returned with beer and made her seat mates listen to a toast. She calls them "buddy" now.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
During her time in the bathroom, she forgot if her seat mate drinks or not. Again.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She asked if he's ever been to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She said to him "ill take you. We can never be together but we'll be good friends." He has to be distraught.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Her Hawaii 5.0 is back on. May it lull her into the deepest sleep a train wreck has ever known.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's taken control of her seat mate's TV and is making him watch The Mysteries of Laura.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's listing all the things she wouldn't be allowed to do in her seat mate's country. She should go there if the list includes speaking.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She is taking 20 minutes to pay for her new drink. The flight attendant may rob me of the joy of this murder.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's pointing stuff out to seat mate on the interactive map. "The only thing good here is Vegas."
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
You guys she just slipped up and revealed she's been married before and is freaking out now in the aftermath.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Someone married her.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just kissed his neck twice. Look out.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The guy in front of her just shouted at her. He's a true hero.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The couple in front of her are shouting at her. She's slurring "what is first class? I've never been on it."
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She called this guy's wife classless and "to shut the F up"
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She called his wife a bitch. I don't think I'll have to kill her.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
"This is what the F happens when you don't fly first class." she shrieked.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The flight attendant is confronting her abt several complaints made about her and says if she has another incident she's calling authorities
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's been asked to stop speaking
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Her response was "they're not on my level anyway"
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Then she muttered "bitch" and it's getting very real
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just got yelled at so publicly.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's incapable of being quiet, like a toddler but not cute.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's confronting the people in front of her again with many "shut the F ups". I can't wait to see her in cuffs.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Police are meeting the aircraft.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
"I'm not allowed to talk any more." she talked.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I'm starting to think Abdul won't marry her!
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
We land soon and I hope I can get a pic of her in cuffs to end this saga.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I think she's passed out on Abdul.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
We've landed. She confirmed with Abdul that he has her digits. Don't hold your breath, Nadia. Her name is Nadia.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's trying to use her phone but she's so wasted she doesn't realize the flashlight is on.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
God only knows what she's texting her "friends"
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
A police car just pulled up.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
4 cops are with her now. ?
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The amount of empty Titos vodka bottles under her seat was CHILLING.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Abdul sits at baggage claim, naked and afraid, looking over his shoulder constantly. LOL
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I saw her kiss you, bro. To be fair though he RAN ASAP.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Not to be too Nadia about this, but I wish Abdul could have a stiff drink right about now.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I should thank the sponsors of last night's tweets- Tiny Tito's Vodka and Go Go In Flight Internet
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 30, 2014
And scene.
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