Hardest hit by the retirement of Eric Holder? 'The Hill' might have the answer. Or not...

What? This is an actual piece in The Hill?

American Mustache Institute bemoans Holder's retirement http://t.co/PE791gaftv by @JudyKurtz

— The Hill (@thehill) September 26, 2014

And yes, this is the dumbest story of the day:

https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/515468239669714944

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