Drought from climate change now affecting nudist colonies?

By havoc, President Clinton means no skinny dipping at nudist colonies:

How bad is California's drought? Bay Area nudist colony almost out of water for skinny dipping http://t.co/lfv2jzBEaD via @juliasulek

— Paul Rogers (@PaulRogersSJMN) September 7, 2014

These conditions do sound horrible:

"When you stand up, you have grit on your butt." http://t.co/iQZ32z80ZC #drought #California #environment

— Marq Truscott, FASLA (@MarqTruscott) September 8, 2014

Yes, when will Congress act to save California’s nudists?

CA waits on Congress, Temperance Flat EIR, nudist colony runs dry in #drought, renting wetlands for birds #cawater http://t.co/GSlp1FLdG8

— Maven (@MavensNotebook) September 8, 2014

Why don’t the nudists just ask their neighbor, Oprah Winfrey, to help with their water woes? She can spare a few tanker trucks of water, no?

https://twitter.com/EcoWiseman/status/506174516402192384

And if you can’t afford a tanker truck of water, there’s now a shower head that will send an SMS to your phone to let you know if you’re using too much water:

https://twitter.com/sheiladunning/status/508966332943970306

Maybe they can create an app for the nudists next?